January 3, 2010
Rachael Ray, celebrity chef, guru and overall dynamo, has been the object of Bob’s desire for over a decade. What blossomed in 2006 , was still blooming in 2007 and 2008, continued on in 2009 and 2010.
2011
February 4, 2011
Five years into the love affair, Bob displayed no signs of wavering. That year, everyone in the house was sick. The last mood anyone wanted to be in was lovey.
February 8, 2011
February 11, 2011
When everyone got well, they still weren’t feeling it. That just meant that Bob had to pick up the slack. This year, he decided that he would make Rachael Ray a wooden yo-yo. He carved it with his teeth and used mint-flavored dental floss as the string. It was homemade at its best. Bob never hear from her. His devotion was starting to waver.
2012
February 14, 2012
2012 was supposed coincide with the end of the world. That obviously didn’t happen. But, Bob did learn a new word.
2013
February 14, 2013
February 15, 2013
Between 2012 and 2013, Bob fell head over tail for singer/songwriter Adele. Nothing came of that either. No matter how he tried to rationalize and deny, he couldn’t shake his love. He could jiggle it a little, but shaking? Not at all.
Next up: More of the same, but in a completely different way…
