being cold…again

the temps have finally dipped below zero in my neck of the woods… when you see that little negative symbol next to a number that could be a shoe size, you develop a better appreciation for numbers without that little symbol next to them.  my drivers side front window has been stuck closed for three days… every other window works perfectly… but i never use those other windows.  consequently, when getting my morning jolt of liquid stimulation, i have to open my door to order and pay.  it’s embarrassing but unavoidable.

yesterday… i got coffee.  as i got out of my car, in the drive thru line, to pay… i explained to the woman that i was having a bad day… my automatic window being decidedly unautomatic.  she smiled, handed me the coffee and said, “well, maybe this cup of dunkin’ coffee will make your day better.”  to which i replied, as i re-fastened my seatbelt, “Only if i pour it on the window to melt it.”  she got the joke…i think…

 

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those of you that know me in real life know that i can be quick with a one-liner… i’m almost as quick with a two-liner… and when pushed hard enough, i can knock out a three-liner.  the scientific name for this is Wiseissicus Assicius i’m not sure when i was first classified as this…probably somewhere between puberty and my freshman year of college.  i have a tendency to drop these lines at the least opportune moment.  sometimes they act as a great diffuser… sometimes they cause things to explode.  either way, someone laughs… even if it’s just my laughter.

you gotta laugh… because crying uses too much kleenex and i’m too cheap to buy any.