Megabytes of Bob
Back in 1999, 100 MB of squirrels was more than anyone could handle at one time. Now, 100 megabytes will only be enough space for a single Bob the Squirrel Sunday panel.
Ah, change.
10 rules for being a squirrel
These rules are in no particular order… except for the first one.
opposite…SQUIRRELOSOPHY!
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And be sure to check out the latest Bob the Squirrel and Squirrelosophy collections: at one point, the kid had A LOT of potential and that’s one way of doing it… along with all the other Bob the Squirrel books… if you haven’t already.
Pine tar squirrel…
For those of you that don’t follow baseball, Yankee starting pitcher Michael Pineda was ejected from the game last night for having a foreign substance on his neck. The foreign substance was pine tar. Major League Baseball has rules that prohibit pitchers from applying any foreign substance on the baseball. Thing is, A LOT of MLB pitchers do apply something… be it, hair gel, suntan lotion or pine tar… to the baseball. It’s an accepted thing, because everyone seems to do it. Pineda got called out on it because he was cheating badly… and obviously.
Hide it better dude.