i should’ve been a plumber, part 2

For anyone wondering, I need the sewer line replaced from my house to the main line under the road. Total cost will be over $5,000. The work will be done tomorrow.

I will be having a HUGE BOB THE SQUIRREL ART FOR THE SEWER SALE beginning sometime today

The poetically unbelievable, only-happens-to-cartoonist-named-Frank thing is that all this will be taking place on my birthday.

If that’s not a comic strip, I don’t know what is…