those of you that know me in real life know that i can be quick with a one-liner… i’m almost as quick with a two-liner… and when pushed hard enough, i can knock out a three-liner.  the scientific name for this is Wiseissicus Assicius.  i’m not sure when i was first classified as this…probably somewhere between puberty and my freshman year of college.  i have a tendency to drop these lines at the least opportune moment.  sometimes they act as a great diffuser… sometimes they cause things to explode.  either way, someone laughs… even if it’s just my laughter.

you gotta laugh… because crying uses too much kleenex and i’m too cheap to buy any.