I have reason to believe that I broke my left pinky toe this morning.
The reason being I stubbed it on something in the dark and felt searing pain radiate from the foot all the way to my fillings.
Pinky toes don’t get casts…they get taped to other toes.
If I were a NY Yankee, I’d get an MRI and a ticket to a Tampa rehabilitation program. But, since I am Frank Page of Bob the Squirrel I tape up the toe, pop two Advil and limp to the drawing board…
And the material for the comic strip keeps on flowing…